EDRY'S BACKGROUND
Why should you vote for me?
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I meet the technical requirements:
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I am at least 35 years old.
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I was born, and still am, a US citizen.
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I have never been convicted of a felony.
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I am more qualified than the current president:
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I earned two degrees (one of which is magna cum laude)
from a respected university without relying on my father's name or his
powerful friends, or receiving a "gentleman's C".
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I have never driven any business into the ground due to my
incompetence.
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I have never driven while drunk.
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I have the mental capacity to make my own decisions without
relying on a bevy of advisors.
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Sympathetic reasons:
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This is me, age 3:
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My Mom once forgot my birthday.